What he really means: "I am going to see how much I can use you before you realize I have NO intention of leaving my wife"
If he really meant it he would have said; "I have an appointment with my divorce lawyer next Tuesday at 3PM"
Whatever happened to Lurch? And his equally attractive wife Bertha? After being fired from the McAddams household for teaching Thingy to play with his thingy and trying to have sex with Cousin Nit, Lurch became a lowly Maytag repair man at a large shop. Follow me as we explore this FICTIONAL character as Lurch desperately tries to have an affair with one of his co-workers. Any resemblance to real life people is TOTALLY coincidental.