Bozo

#2 Clue
"My wife and I don't have sex anymore - she is just not interested in me and I am divorcing her"
Hahahahahahahaha (I couldn't believe he pulled that tired old card out of his pocket)

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What he really means: "I am totally bored - we fuck, but it's not exciting"
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If he really meant it he would have said: "I have moved out"